Today we got a new headmaster for our school. He doesn't seem too bad, but he says there are going to be some massive changes, even a new religion. It seems weird to me that they would let him make our school religious on the spot...
9/4/09
THE CHANGES DEFINITELY STARTED! All of the students were called to assembly to find our new headmaster on the floor with his socks and shoes off pressing his feet up against Mr.S's! After being quiet for about a half an hour, Mr.S gets up with a dazed look on his face while our new headmaster, who introduced himself as Jonah, begins to explain the ritual of 'boku-maru' which apparently we will be doing quite often! He says its from our new religion Bokonism but that its all lies.(What's THAT supposed to mean?) He then tells us that everything we learn in school will all be lies and pretty much everything we had believed strongly will all be lies(AGAIN WHAT?!). He released us to go home after that and there was only silence coming from the teachers and students. At this point I just wanted to go to sleep, but I could've sworn as I walked past the bathroom, two girls were on the counter taking off their shoes and socks. I'm still thinking about everything will be lies... The only reason I'm going back tomorrow is sheer curiosity.
9/5/09
I'm writing under my desk now because the news was too big to wait. We have already lost half of our students and even a few of the teachers! My two classes so far have started with 'Everything I'm about to teach you are lies' and then the teachers continue on as if everything is normal!!!! If everything is lies THEN WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!? THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE. After this we a had lessons that were clearly nonsense, after which we were allowed 'quiet time' where we could write(I guess Crazy Jonah is big on writing) paint(he also had a friend who painted), or practice boku-maru(LIKE I WOULD EVER PRESS MY FEET AGAINST SOMEONE ELSES SWEATY STINKY FEET.) I decided to paint, but when I finished, our teacher came around and said, "See the cat? See the cradle?" and threw away my picture! I don't know what to think of the faculty anymore! Some of the teacher's eyes are filled with apologies as they try to teach us new information that is all lies. The weirder part is that some of the teachers seemed like they were brainwashed overnight! Teaching the information like nothing is new! I can't tell who I am more annoyed with the teachers who aren't doing anything but clearly know this is all crazy, or the teachers who have already turned crazy! I'm sorry I'm being so AOUFGALKHJ but you would too if all of your friends left your school and left you with physco robot teachers who teach you 3 + 1 = vindit!!!! I don't wonder why everyone left. Ugh, my teacher just gave us a math test but I don't know what to study! The lies? or what I know from before, which apparently was all lies too! This whole thing is CRAZY!
I AM GETTING SICK OF THIS BOKU-MARU THING. I walked out on the quad and it seems like I'm the only who finds this weird! Everyone is lying down in silence enjoying each-others-feet against theirs. Thank gosh it looks like there are a few students surrounding the quad looking as surprised as I am. I'm gonna have the most normal break I can with those guys.
I learned in world religions today that the people I hung out with were members of my 'karass'. I swear if I hear one more mumbo jumbo word like karass or boku-maru or bokonon(who is some old guy that I've heard a lot about but have yet to see.) I'm gonna be the next to leave. I'm just hoping the whole curiosity killed the cat thing doesn't come true.
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